I Seek The Great Prehaps
Saddest day of my life.
I like noodles.
They call me yung all nighter turnt up off that ritalin monster cocktail like wasup
Mike you cute bastard.
Dropped my phone on my face. FML
Bearded man + kitty… Need I say more
Oh my God.
I just want to have a flat stomach, but my mom’s cooking is on point right now. Fuck.Fuck. Fuck.Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck
Why does this sound just like my uncle Ray? Gotta love Southeen men though.
My uncle tries to style and profile wit some wranglers on a pair of cowboy boots a cowboy hat, a blank practice football jersey (with no damn shirt on under it, so yeah his damn belly is showing) and a du rag on under his cowboy hat
talking about how he never gonna date a black woman
talkin about all the fine toothless heifers he picks up at the bar down the street
Im never here for it. Always absent.